Best dad on earth

waves his boxers on my face

"I talk to you because you’re weird"

Hahhaahahahahahaahahaaaa oh dear never expected that from someone like you 😂

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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Natawa talaga ako e 😂😂😂😂 Yaan mo hidden ang identity mo 😂😂😂😂 Di nila malalaman na gusto mong sakupin ang mundo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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Don’t promise me the world

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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  • Me at 7 AM: tired
  • Me at 12 PM: tired
  • Me at 3 PM: tired
  • Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
  • Me at 10 PM: tired
  • Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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Today im cleaning up my room. I’m supposed to throw the papers and things I’m not gonna use away. My notebooks. I’m supposed to throw them away. but ugh. i can’t throw them. But I have to. But I did torn out pieces of lectures of. every notebook for sentimental values 😂 hay

Who knew in garbage I find a bound of hardwork and memories.

In my future family’s house I’d be customizing the “Memories Room” and all the sentimental junk will be stored there

porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

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msdisneyprincess:

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randomguy2015:

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emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

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